Dear Evil Enid…

ghost-clip-art-5Dear Evil Enid,

I have a terrible problem. Please help me!

I recently died and I am now a ghost and I don’t know what to do. I have tried eating but I can’t pick anything up. I have tried to sleep but I fell right through the bed and no matter how much I try I just can’t get to sleep.

Please can you help me to survive as a ghost and give me some advice on how to do everyday stuff.

Yours sincerely,

Sabrina the ghost

 

witch-clipart-witch-clip-art-3Dear Sabrina,

I am sorry to hear that you have died but I can assure you that ‘life’ as a ghost can be great. For instance, you can go around scaring people – especially on Halloween night when all the children are out.

Unfortunately, I can not really help you with your ghostly problems as I am not a ghost but I am sure as time passes you will find out what to do.

Yours sincerely,

Evil Enid

halloweenwolfiergb_pDear Evil Enid,

I have a problem and I was wondering if you could help me.

I’m a werewolf. You know how werewolves are meant to be scary, right? Well, that’s my problem: people don’t find me scary, they just find me very cute! No matter how scary I try to be, they just laugh or try to pet me. Is there anything you can do to help me?

I hope you can give me some good advice on how to be scarier.

Yours sincerely,

Barney the werewolf.

Halloween_Witch_with_Cauldron_PNG_ClipartDear Barney,

I’ll try to help you with your problem.

To start off, a scarier name might help, because you and I both know that Barney isn’t a scary name.

And, if people try to pet you – bite them! That’s what werewolves do. They won’t pet you again if you bite them.

I hope my advice was helpful.

Yours sincerely,

Evil Enid

(Letters by Holly and Caitlin)

Dear Evil Enid,

I am a werewolf, a werewolf with a terrible, horrible, unspeakable SECRET PROBLEM. I’ve tried to hide it. I’ve tried to avoid it. BUT I CAN’T. You see …as I said, I’m a werewolf … a werewolf that can’t howl.

wolf-howling-moonlit-nightAs you may know, we werewolves have a tradition. Every Halloween – or as we call it, Howlaween – one werewolf is selected to howl at the moon (in front of all the others) to kick start the celebrations. And guess who’s been chosen? The only one of us who can’t howl!  Me. What on earth am I going to do?

I have paced back and forth for days trying to come up with something, anything, but I have come up empty, again and again. Please help me, Evil Enid, I’m begging you. I know it’s in there somewhere, my howl, I mean. It’s got to be! I’m a werewolf! I think that if somehow there’s a way to shock out my howl then it’s at least worth a try, right? I just hope we can figure something out!

Please reply as soon as possible. Howlaween is in 5 days! I’ll be checking your article for a reply. Thanks for reading my letter.

Yours sincerely,

Anonymous Werewolf 947

Dear Anonymous Werewolf 947,

I can feel for you as my son is a werewolf that can’t always change back to human.

witchMy advice for you is to get one of those new-fangled portable music players, find a CD with a howl on it, hide it, then play and lip sync it!

It is very simple really, just practise your mouthing for the big day.

If all this fails then I can’t help you because your fellow werewolves will have torn you to pieces!

Yours sincerely,

Evil Enid

(By Ella)

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