I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again. (Tim Vine)

My son just bought me The Little Book of Puns for my birthday. I think he’s already regretting it!

Here’s a Doctor, Doctor joke I hadn’t heard:

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

I never make rash promises.

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